I had a feeling the Steam Summer Sale would be back!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 13, 2012 · 10:31 PM
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I would normally downvote something like that.
But it's Morgan Freeman. I just can't do it.
Shopped. Gabe Newell would never go past two wallets. Sure he talks about a third wallet gets everyone hyped about it and promises it six months after his second wallet, but months turn to years and all we ever see is a picture of that third wallet, not even the inside just the logo on it. And you know what? There might not even be anything in that wallet it might not even exist. Want to know why?
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Not that many comments on this submission yet. Probably everyone playing all the games they got from the Steam sales. Just VALVe trying to harmlessly take over the world again. They'll be back… right?
Because your money vacuum broke?
Wow, Shawn getting lazy and not watermarking the pics?
My poor wallet… It was so young, and innocent…
That's 2 Gabe post in a row Shawn.
One more time, and I'll take your hats.
Steam Summer sale?
Too bad I don't work and have no money.
Plus, I still need to play and finish all Humble Indie Bundle games too!
Damn you SMB.
DAMN YOU I SAY!!
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Every single year… =\ Anyone else got their ramen supply ready because of Gabe?
seeing his figure on the picture, it's clear he got sick of all those fat newal jokes, or you know, he used the milions earned from the sale to buy… himself some … photoshopers and a big yacht with a giant number 3 to show you he know how to write it (fact: the 3 will be on it in a few months from now…)
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You sully the name of Morgan Freeman, my lord and savior.
Hey if I want to make financial transactions by inserting notes in my floppy disk drive and coins in my DVD drive that's my business!
Well, he's got a point; Visa's stock just went up by 2,27% and MasterCard's by 2,89%. On the other hand, it is hard to tell if this trend will continue in the long run, but then again, in Keynesian terms, "in the long run, we are all dead".
I fail to see why Gabe Newell would necessitate such potentially risky additional sources of income when his Valve dingy is going so well, however
Woah that Subway diet really works wonders!
This is why i try to ignore Steam all summer….call me weird but i like eating regularly.
But I thought steam worked only with electronic money transfers… maybe Gabe Newell is is just so awesome that when people throw their money at their screens, he actually catches it
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im done waiting for HL3
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This my steam, everyday, non-stop
For the love of all that's Holy, make it go away :<
Next thing you know you'll end up telling us that you're god.
Wow, did Gabe actually lose weight? This is challenging my perception of reality.
He needs to be made fatter.
Friend 1: "Dude, you should really buy Binding of Issac! It's only 7 bucks!"
Me: "Eh, I'll get around to it…"
Friend 2: I recommend Binding of Issac. It's only 5 dollars right now, plus the expansion."
Me: "Eh, I'll get around to it…"
Steam summer sale: "It's less than $2.50, including the expansion."
Me: "THE TIME IS NOW."
I think -30 may be a new record for downvotes on a single submission.
Well, guess I'll be spending all my money on games I'll play only once. Who am I kidding? I'm never going to play them!
I'd complain, but LOOK AT THESE PRICES!
*Has Portal 1 & 2 already from the last sale…has TF2 and Terraria…hmm…could get Sonic Generations…*
Nah…hmm…I think I'm good.
Edit: Nope, wait, I lied. Time to get Poker Night at the Inventory
Wow. Looking at the comments, me saying "I guess I must be the only person on Earth who's not going to buy anything on Steam" would actually not be much of an exaggeration.
It's because they're too heavy containing that obscene amount of money, Gabe!